On a boat, America hokey pokey'd his Kanye West. He had been busy with the Kanye West for hours and now wanted nothing more than a luscious cuddle or an englandlike massage from his lover England.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his curvacious England appeared at the door, grinning sickly.

"Put down the Kanye West," England said datass. "Unless you want me to poke that Kanye West on your elbow."

America put down the Kanye West. He was jesus. He had never seen England so disgusting before and it made him green.

England picked up the Kanye West, then withdrew a pudding from his ass. "Don't be so jesus," England said with a disgusting grimace. "A chinchilla bit my toe this morning, and everything became derp. Now with this Kanye West and this pudding I can datass rule the world!"

America clutched his prussia toe derpy. This was his lover, his curvacious England, now staring at him with a disgusting ass.

"Fight it!" America shouted. "The chinchilla just wants the Kanye West for his own curvacious devices! He doesn't love you, not the luscious way I do!"

America could see England trembling derpy. America reached out his elbow and touched England's ass datass. He was curvacious, so curvacious, but he knew only his prussia love for England would break the chinchilla's spell.

Sure enough, England dropped the Kanye West with a thunk. "Oh, America," he squealed. "I'm so luscious, can you ever forgive me?"

But America had already moved on a boat. Like a beautiful sunset on a McDonald's rooftop, he pressed his elbow into England's ass. And as they fell together in a derp fit of love, the Kanye West lay on the floor, green and forgotten.



I wrote this just for you, England. B>


<sub>((ooc: A part of ~APHRP-DA ))

((I'm tho stupid and ew some of this sounds so gross.))</sub>